Saturday, June 16, 2007

What the hell is that?!?




Alright.. it's a game.






What hell is that anyway??






It's looking right at me, which means it is living thing. With eyes... maybe a rare mongolian purple princess tiger???








Furry insect?


With golden palm leaves for eyebrows??

Messed up.. what am I even try to blog here???



Fenton! You're a genius...

Way to crop out a freaky bug you spent 20 minutes trying to take pictures of....


Unemployment is great!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Oh Canada!

I've been home for about 2 weeks now and I'm feeling pretty damn good about it. I mean, really...look at that! Patios and lakes with trees that have living things in and around them that haven't all been eaten.

There are downsides of course to being back home.

Taxes are a little weird. I find something that should cost 9.99 ends up swallowing a whole 20 dollar bill and spitting out a kilogram of change. I hate change...it goes in bucket in my closet. So, I'm out twenty for the 9.99 buy, but I have about 200 bucks in change saved up after only about 2 weeks.

Back to the upsides...

I haven't heard a car horn in 2 weeks. I get woken up every morning to the sounds of birds singing. I can run everyday on dirt paths, without having to wait for any traffic lights, or dodge any weaving taxis or delivery scooters driving on the sidewalk. Actually, I see no one at all when I run.

I can buy beef...a lot of beef...and beer too!



This is Ash cave in Ohio, I was there two weeks ago. This was an easy shot...I didn't have to hold off 200 North Face shrouded "mountaineers" to get a clear picture.
This is a special time when the joys and benefits of my home culture are all around me and the grim realities of life are held back for a brief while. Life in Asia was not bad, but it makes a comforting contrast.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Beer Ad

What else is there to say about this?

I found it this morning in the Hamilton Spectator. And I just stared at it for about 5 minutes before managing to convince myself that it was really happening. Sadly, I too am living in my parents basement at the moment. Well, to be honest I am in their basement right now and this poster is hanging on the wall beside me as a testament. A testament to the belief, nay the conviction that I too can move out of my parent's basement if I drink enough cheap beer.

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